I Bought a bracelet with bible characters and a charm broke. the virgin mary one. Do you think it's a sign?
WHY CAN'T YOU EVER SHIT LIKE A NORMAL PERSON, JESSE.
would you kill someone to have someone deliver pancakes to you when you were high?
walkin around the woods blazed, drawing pictures of trees and plants, i get a grade for this
Omg. In the pub, there's a guy shouting at the olympic channel 'yeah! Kill that motherfucker!' we're watching figure skating.
Pre-St Patricks Day Log: Threw up across a 14ft radius, this is why the irish dont drink tequila
we've already established he's totally wasted. but now he's just sitting at his computer, doing i don't know what, and he keeps saying "dammmn girl" in a really low whisper
It got awkward when the girl working at planned parenthood continued to hit on me, after she knew about my STDs.
There is no way I'm taking advice from somone who's idea of a balanced diet consists of vodka and lemon detox juice
Softest bathroom rug I've slept on in my life, there have been many
Its like bringing all that milkshake to the yard and I'm a diabetic and can't have any
420 is off to a bad start. Mark wake/baked WAY too much, and he has spent over $50 on the claw machine in the grocery store.
so i might have figured out why that girl isn't talking to me...I'm 90% confident I didn't give her a pillow when she stayed over >.>
I was hammered helping a pregnant woman at the gas station name her unborn child. We had to try everything with two different last names because she was waiting on the results of her paternity test.
STOP PUTTING PICTURES OF JONAH HILL IN MY KITCHEN CABINETS!
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