i wonder what thom yorke's orgasms sound like
Omg. It looks like a crack pipe exploded in your mouth.
You never go ass to mouth. That's quite possibly the most important rule Paramedic school has taught me.
I pulled my tongue muscle last night. your welcome.
You were dancing around the clubbing yelling "best wingman ever" and raising your cast in the air
Now have a vodka water and get your shit together
$5 off purchases of eighths or more today only. Happy tax-free weekend. -Your consumer-minded pot dealer
I masturbated to my balding thirty-something co-worker last night. I am a new level of lonely.
I did all i could do but i woke up smelling like cigars and theres salsa all over my face
Pretty sure at some point last night i said to myself "it'll be fun to completely lose my mind for a night"
I accidentally sent my dad a very explicit Star Wars fanfiction and he replied with "That was great!"
Gary just stuck his dick in his Guinness. I can't even make this up
I'm going to talk him into letting me tie him up, and then just leave him that way and go meet you for fro-yo.
I think I won an award for shitting and vomiting at the same time.
All I could think about was how many vaginas had been on the toliet that I was pukin in
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