we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us
why do cheetos always look like penises
Don't worry. I has chaperone.
its a vaginal recession for me, ill take what i can get
sorry can't. you know Saturday is the masturbating day for single sorority girls here.
He waited until after foreplay to tell me that he didn't have a condom and "we" would just have to settle for a bj tonight...
If it looks really sketchy and smells like burnt pizza and pot you're in the right place
I just told a kid I was in a wheelchair because Santa shot me due to me being on the naughty list. You should have seen this little bastards face
My love will cover her like lulu lemon yoga pants. Casually supportive and always complimenting your Ass.
Some chick asked if she could eat me because I'm dressed as a taco. I introduced her to RJ. Best Wingman.
I just used bulldog clips for nipple clamps. Also, a wooden spoon as a paddle. DYI Domination or Ghetto Bondage?
I'm getting high with a 50 year old car wash guy. Enough said.
Beyoncé wouldn't let anything bad happen here
I also don't hate being called a giant sack of cheese. Is that weird?
Kinda. I got kicked outta the bar, and then incited a riot until the cops came and I bailed
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