So drunk, too bad you don't want this
So you refered to him as "monster dick"...not so much
I think we should start referring to bisexuals as "strays"
Martha Stewart would most definitely roll a great joint.
He made me a mix cd. There is obviously something wrong with him.
he quoted the bible to break up with me
If he really loved his girlfriend then he'd wear a condom when he fucks me.
What ever happened to the whole 'innocent until proven guilty' thing. Like 'not pregnant until proven pregnant'. That's how it should be...
don't you dare blame getting arrested on me. you sugested we play the penis game and we all know I'm a strong competitor
Why yes. I did get laid looking like that. My sheets look like there was a clown orgy
All I see when I think of you are dancing penis angels around your head.
ill dress up as a sperm donor and you can go as the cup....
Completely unrelated and mildly related, a guy I hooked up with last year in a threeway died, his obit photo was his Grindr photo
woke up and you werent here...its ok if we're never going to speak again but my furry hand cuffs are missing and i would like them back. thanks.
You left your pants here again. 4th time in a row. How can you walk home without pants?
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