I have to verbally tell you. He looks good on paper...but he totally fails in person. Like communism.
Writing apology letters and leaving them on peoples doors for your actions is NOT what I want to be doing at 6am.
thanks for being the calm eye of my shit storm.
There is a homeless man handing out free beer on the city bus. He has a cooler and everything. I love this trashy yet generous city.
Just found a pack of birth control on the corner of Oakland and Thomas, so if your desperate its up for grabs.
I was just doing the math on how much beer we need for the houseboat. in doing so, I came to the conclusion that we need to open a beer distributor business.
His arresting officer when they were busting up the squat party recognized him from the anti-drone protest. He was like Jesus kid, you were sober last time.
I also point out to everyone that she looks like DJ's gf on Roseanne.
Would it be playing god to put spaghetti on my pizza?
Thank god he came over. I had to have some good sex to makeup for all the bad sex I've been having.
Your uterus is safe from my father's misconstrued prophecies.
Idk how much of a virgin he is but I'm tryna find out.
thats all i want out of life, to get high and watch weiner dog races
got the runs at the club last night. wondering when it'll be safe to show my face again.
I’ve gotta be honest, I didn’t expect to have sex. I didn’t shave... anything. You couldn’t have been impressed.
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