Paul doesn't remember going to the bar and slept on someone's porch...doesn't know whose porch...maybe near Howard U.
All drunkenness aside, confirm u are alive
you can't get genital warts from dogs can you?
Don't worry, there is no such thing as a fat, old or ugly blow job.
she had condoms in her med. cabinet - magnums -I don't think I'm tall enough for this ride
I'm at a party watching some dude try to eat a whole package of Oreos in 5 minutes.
I just realized i came back home with my lei that one night. How do i forget my bra but remember my lei?
You got cut off after you tried to make the dog funnel moscato.
I found my phone outside under the leaves by the curb. What the fuck did I do last night
When you guys came back from the bar, I thought everyone was a T-Rex - Thats why i was hiding under the table. Never doing shrooms with Drunk people again
You were on shrooms and "the trees are crazy green!" is all you could manage.
I'm working on finding a bottomless situation. Both pants and mimosas.
We are so blessed to to have nicely shaped vaginas
I thank god almighty everyday
So apparently when I'm drunk and want water I pant like a dog and expect to have water given to me..
I am luring the porn star to my house with chicken!
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