he said "you're pretty" then i made out with him. thats all it took
i just know my balls have never hurt this bad before
no sex. but he left me weed, so almost as good.
He freaked out when I started to orgasm. He said he never knew girls could orgasm too.
She came in to my room half naked at 3am asking me if I had seen the movie balls deep 7
Come find me please? Im in a ditch.
That doesn't help me much...
I'm right under the moon!
Just realized the fur coat I am wearing to the wedding is the one I had sex with the groom in
She can drink whiskey without a chaser and has a fridge full of whipped cream. Girlfriend potential
Happy heartbreak day....you got chocolates, I'm eating them/ throwing them out the window at passing couples
If you can get her to make out with you without paying for it, I will personally make you president of the american lesbian league
Apparently being drunk on a southwest flight and yelling "TURNUP" during take off is looked down upon in this state.
Competitive oral. I'm always telling girls they are only the fourth, maybe third, best blowjob I've had. They go back down with something to prove.
5 minutes Isn't even long enough to bring me even close to an orgasm. How selfish. Think about baseball and fuck me you idiot.
WHY WOULD YOU SWIPE RIGHT???!!!!!
The same reason I ordered and ate almost an entire pizza last night
I want to find him again. His Corona tank top and I were made for each other.
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