Whore.
I was being facetious
Don't try to hide behind big words.
Bein cut off at a bar is embarassing ...until you get to the next bar.
you laugh because clearly you have never had to clean poop out of a tub
He was putting purell on my boobs saying "they need to be clean for later." He hadn't had a drink all night
he just spelled fiance, "pheancie". I dont think he's ready to get married.
When health care reform is passed, I'm throwing a kegger
You are the reason we need health care reform
well, someone with very low standards is getting their dick sucked
Hey man sorry, can't talk. I'm already taking risks by ripping the bong on this conference call.
I saw a stripper quit while on stage to months ago nothing you tell me will amaze me
we're like Indians of the 21st century. trading not for food and survival but personal gain and by trouble you mean getting daytime drunk and going to the roller ring then yes.
Just found out I called my mom at six in the morning to ask where the bong was. I win.
You are. Embrace it. But you are the right kind of asshole.
Drink a bottle I wine by yourself? Treat yo self
your were asleep with people making out on top of you. you didn't even look bothered by it.
I'm on someone's yacht. I don't know who. But I'm on it. There's a guy passed out in a kilt holding bagpipes. Help.
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