she definitely has that "I'll bang you, but then I'll tell your girlfriend" look to her.
he came so fast he could have be employed at jimmy johns
Just got judged by the front desk clerk, 2 maids and a security guard at the Sheraton. I've decided to use this as a character building experience.
Shot gunning beers for breakfast. You better be ready for today.
When did it become appropriate to call your mother the morning after? While still naked in bed? WHEN?!
Well it's 2pm. Time for another game of "Who, What, Where". The game where you try to guess who this girl is, what happened last night, and where'd your shit go. I'm going for 1/3 today.
That's better than I've done so far.
Just woke up next to a girl with 30 hot dogs in my bed. Vodka you win again.
Male strippers are involved. You are coming
yeah but think of how much more hungover we'd be if we didn't steal those cookies
The EMT told me when I left the ER "I'd like to take off your pants again and inspect your package. Just not during a medical emergency..." We're hooking up tonight.
Points for getting a hot hook up after getting a shard of glass in your thigh. Almost makes it worth it.
There should be an open time period where you show each other your goods and it's totally socially acceptable to bail.
I wholeheartedly concur
You know, part of me wants to die and the other part of me doesn't want to live
i projectile vomited shoeless at 7:30 a.m. in a taco bell parking lot. never again.
I am a delicate flower. A fucked up, drunk, horny, pants pissing, delicate little flower.
I know you're having some issues right now but can we focus on the gangbang?
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