Billy Mays is dead too!
Somewhat annoying American icons better be watching their backs
Yeah she is in it for the money, wait til she finds out i am broke and the sex doesnt get better
He fucked volume into my hair. It was amazing.
Yeah got a self inflicted broken nose.
Dude. It just hit me for a second time. My thumbs are huge and moving very quickly. Like stampeding buffalo...
um so slept at robs. he woke up, looked at me, and said ' oh my psychiatrists are gonna have a field day with this one' I think that's when you know you can't hang out with someone anymore
Awkward moment: seeing and saying hey to the MILF you're sleeping with while shopping with your mother and sister.
we were sitting in the kitchen and you kept biting my shoulder saying "itll all be over soon"
drinking right out of the bottle and nobody bats an eye.
its good to be home.
VAL. THIS MOTHERFUCKER IS LAYING IN MY BED WEARING A CAT SHIRT, VAL. COME SAVE ME, VAL.
Hahahaha yep. You were picking up the credit card machine and singing to it in Spanish.
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
I crawled to the bathroom this morning there were cornpops scattered on the floor? What was I doing last night?
He sent me a dick pic from a port-o-potty in Boston. If that's not love Idk what is.
It was platonic naked porno viewing, I swear.
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