RAWRRRR IMA PURPLE DINO
dude i'm sitting right next to you.. stop texting me
I'm at a job interview and I smoked a little before I came. I thought it would make me less nervous. Boy was I wrong.
The only pictures he has from one of the biggest football weekends is an album titled "I miss my dog" filled with tons of pictures of his dog and him. This relationship must end.
going to the gym drunk. fuck whoever made basketball season and getting a spring break ready body in the same season.
some gay kid said he wanted to blow him because "his eyebrows told a story"
She had caution tape on her head and she blew me.
He told me that his favorite part about me is hearing my voice while we fuck. I think that was the nicest thing he has EVER said to me.
he sent me the greatest dick pic I've ever received.
he actually took the time to cut a fingertip off of a glove then put it on his dick like a beanie. he called it hipster dick.
Was looking through my phone and saw that drunk me took a tit pic in the Denny's bathroom..
I appreciate having someone to objectively critique my dick pics.
He was telling me about how he's leaving on his Mission next week... While we were having sex in the back of his car.
please tell dad to clear the porn off his tablet before he lends it to anyone from now on
I had to carry him up the hill while he was wearing nothing but knee high socks and a blue glitter sequin leotard.
Why is this not a picture message?
she squeaked mid orgaism. I laughed she cried
the twins are trying to figure out which one is the one doing body shots off a janitor in this picture
Randomize
