How's tricks little girl?
Trix are for kids, old man.
she's like the human form of herpes, as soon as you think she's gone for good you have another out break.
I*** M*****, this is your dignity texting you. I ditched you when you started hitting on bros and old sailor men last night. My friend Sarah has pictures to prove it.
he spit gasoline on a tiki torch to impress a girl. he caught on fire but did get laid. success.
Actions speak louder than words. Her actions scream crazy.
thanks for showing me a good time......and your penis a few times. Thanks especially for that.
If youre wondering about the smell, i set your hamster on fire. But don't worry he's ok
Ok. So let me get this straight. She treats her vagina like a clown car, yet judges me for just making out with the guy that bought all of us shots?
Opening beer with my teeth is getting easier the drunker I become.
It turns out my teeth are bleeding.
YOU CHEATED ON ME WITH THE WOMAN THAT IS STAYING AT YOUR HOUSE. FORGIVE ME IF IM NOT THINKING YOUR A DEDICATED BOYFRIEND.
As I was puking, these 2 guys started peeing next to me chanting me on
Just had a flashback of scottish man yellin' at my face. What the fuck I did?
Is it something I'm going to want to hug you for or slap you for?
just saw a kid waiting at the door of the stairs for the elevator. there is no elevator in this building. get on his level.
It's magical, I'm just dancing. It's like prom but by myself and with less clothes.
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