You can't have hate sex in a hallway!!
I wasn't on board with that statement until "home made dinosaurs"
can you come back were all locked out and alyssia's still inside passed out on the floor but more importantly i left a beer in there that's not finished
Get caught with marijuana. Cop takes piece. Buy new bong. Circle of fun.
I'm the saddest girl in a tutu right now.
His dick is so big it could be an arm rest.
i have my bailey's and coffee which lasts me until lunch, at which time its appropriate for me to bring a vodka and OJ mix for the afternoon. This university thing is grrreat
Yeah. Still not happy that my prof saw a picture of my vag.
I completely forgot I gave up beer. But airports don't count. They're like international waters. No rules.
Really I don't care what we're doing or watching. Your penis spends way too much time outside of my body.
I know what I want to do this Friday. However, it might end in me getting kicked out of an arcade and a mini golf course.
Afterwards he face timed like four of his friends screaming he banged the hot intern.
After 8 hours of circus trick sex, his parents are both hugging me and kissing me on the cheek asking when I'm coming back over. Score?
Best part though was when he wanted to cuddle and I was like, I'm going to go.
I can tell just by looking at the wedding photos that the groom has hooked up with at least three of his groomsmen. I would feel bad for her except that she’s hooked up with two of the same ones.
Randomize
