so that wasnt chicken after all
i dont think there is any level of not caring that i havent covered in the last month
my dad just beat the shit out of me cuz i blew my nose on one of my dirty t shirts and he saw it and thought it was cum.
You probably shouldn't be hiding under someones bed listening to them get head
Well, I'm a guy so I don't have one, but if its anything like the inside of my nose, yes, vodka would burn.
i need you to babysit me first week back at school. havent had tequila, adderal, or sex w randoms in 3 months
i just complicated the hell out of my summer by fucking him this early on
I almost had to get my pinky cut off. Wow I'm so happy. We won beer olympics so i didnt hahaha
i have two emotions: emotionless and blind with rage
It's meant to be, Cynthia. You, him, and your developed breasts are meant for each other.
I just watched this dude try to convince this girl to go home with him. She was like, That's cute, you're cute.and she just walked away. Man I'm so not drunk enough to be around this level of sad.
We drank vodka and koolaid through a traffic cone. It got rowdy.
Then, even the devil himself would be scared of us. And we'd be bestfriends with Jesus. He would love us.
OF COURSE I FUCKED HIM! Did you not read the part about him having red and green Christmas condoms?
Imp drunk. It'd free popcorn tuedday I love life.
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