Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
So I put about 15 worms in the cuervo bottle. I don't think that's how it works but I feel like hallucinating by 11am
I hope that he knows just because i pissed in his bed doesn't mean were together.
Apparently you can talk a girl into leaving the bar and coming back to your tent, who knew?
Im gonna take a shit then figure out how to be better at basketball
So this 40 year old woman was trying to bring me into the bathroom to blow me and the bartender called the cops on her because she was showing her tits. Only in asbury.
My main goal for tomorrow night is to make it back into my own bed
I am at Brians in a pirate costume, what the hell am I thinking
That feeling when you're ready to convert to the religion of whatever god will stop the vomit. Dynamite is illegal.
A man in a black on black escalade pulled up next to me, and told me he was sent to pick me up by you.
His name is Tyreece. He will take you to the weed emporium, population me.
He's the stereotypical redneck. He tried to go kayaking during a storm and almost got into a fight when a park ranger tried to stop him
Cleaning my room at 2am, in just one corner I found six beers, half a pint of whiskey, my flask, 2 shotgun bullets, my crown and shimmer lotion.
She asked how comfortable I was with her while we were in the shower. She then proceeded to pee in said shower.
Black magic does not go near my vagina, it's a rule
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