I just had the ultimate walk of shame. I'm barefoot, in his gym short with vomit in my hair and I walked half a mile through campus. At noon. Thanks for picking up ur phone
Just watched Hilary Duff have a three-some on Gossip Girl...all I could imagine was that LIzzie Maguire cartoon girl freaking out above their heads
I don't care if its bassically 3rd world. A country without a drinking age is a country without a drinking age.
Is it weird being in the house without any roommates?
Nah, just masturbating louder
He was going nice and slow, then he yelled " BOONNEESTOORRMM!!!!!". I can't walk straight.
then again I'm sitting on a tree stump completely naked in the dark listening to some type of glee soundtrack.
All i remember is people cheering me on to drink faster than the dog, out of the dog's bowl. I just couldn't stop.
The two guys from next door helped him do a backflip. The ended up throwing him halfway through a ceiling tile. Don't worry, we fixed it with duct tape.
I hid drinks in her bathroom closet.... like a squirrel... a squirrel who knew she was going to get cut off soon
You can't call dibs 8 years later.
Seriously-without actually meaning the statement for it's words- that made me want to put a baby in you.
my phone went off during the middle of it and he ask what i was doing. he wouldn't let my reply with "your boss". ..
Hey douche face I just want you to know, if you ever got hit by a bus, I'd really miss you.
Only if you died obviously.
please let it be arousing that I used numbers to figure out how well I'd give you head
dude idk where I am. fuckin like. there wheat field and a horizon and shit. I think I got on a bus? some dude named Sam gave me a pamphlet about Jesus.
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