I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
You probably havent been upstairs if you think that the microwave missing its door is bad
I told her I was horny and she said to forget it because she has vagina drama.
WHAT IN THE HELL IS VAGINA DRAMA?!
I totally cried the whole time and then screamed out my new therapists name....
Porch rule of tonight: when you sing, you must use "something" as a microphone. The person to use the most "creative" object gets the door prize...so far Stephie is winning with Jennifer's dog.
Drunk. But sober enough to know I hate gymnastics.
It feels like New Years Day all over again...me trying desperately not to throw up in the backseat & mom and dad blissfully unaware in the front
She's on her period. You don't know what fear is.
look on the scale of 1 to the time you hit an old lady with your car chlamydia barely even rates
God, please protect all woman from micro-penises
BRING THE BAGELS
I just want you to make me second guess my worth as a human. Is that too much to ask?
I'm sorry I couldn't bail you out, apparenty they dont take credit cards over the phone. Did you at least make any friends in jail?
Three cans of beer can fit in the shower catty... multi tasking
Just because you haven’t had your UTI yet doesn’t mean you have a right to talk like Yoda
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