the best sex is "duke just lost" sex.
He legit asked if he could come over for a hug. I feel like I've been booty called by a 12 year old.
Just had to hide the fact that I'm not wearing underwear from my 7 year old niece.
"Wait, who's gun did I have?" Moments when you re-examine your life choices.
I'm pretty sure you and I ate the entire Keebler elf weed workshop
Is cat milk safe for human consumption?
I want to preface this by saying nothing happened, nothing is on fire. It is mere speculation. Do we have a fire extinguisher?
It's hot as dicks out. Lets get drunk on the roof and make pterodactyl sounds at people.
Well we had to pull over on a side street in town so I could throw up while moms were driving by with car loads of kids, I feel like I just performed a lil silent AA film for the childrens
What I've learned from glowsticks: glowing things are not safe to eat
Pretty sure that propositioning you to fly across the country for sex fest '13 isn't something my husband would approve of.
She was two things I dont understand: tall and Christian
I mean if you can't appreciate a good looking dick then just get out.
Yeah but you let me touch your butt. You're clearly the winner.
Would it be weird if I bought knee pads and shin guards to fuck in my car?
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