so ur a construction worker, male escort, sex god and surfer? lol
well its been awhile since I've surfed
Who tried to make mustard cubes with the ice cube tray?
I could give you a full detailed description of 75% of the penises in that room
Here's the thing. I'm really high and have lots of questions about lightning.
I tried douching with a turkey baster. Not the brightest idea.
I'm not gonna lie. having my legs shaved for me in the morning was a lovely surprise.
They both just did a shot, head butted each other, did another shot and then slapped each other in the face. These could be the two guys we've been looking for all our lives
I tried to explain to the cop how we all have skeletons in our closets but he just wouldn't listen.
I woke up with hair in my teeth and half his beard was missing.
i woke up at 4 pm face down on my hardwood living room floor. i would say its a new low but i think I found my new napping spot
If you don't believe in my fighting skills, I don't know if we can be together
I'd say I was is in rare form last night but it's becoming pretty common.
What part of the grouping of the words "anal beads" confuses you?
Your mom asked you why you had bite marks all over your arms and you answered her by yelling "I HAD A SIESTA!"
I can get weed and taco bell delivered but frozen peas and a loaf of bread are just too scarce, what the hell is wrong with people?
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