North Korea, Best Korea!
Well i threw up in my mouth a few times. But i successfully swallowed it. Still going strong.
I woke up naked by my window. blinds open. smiley face drawn on my window.
No. He just yelled "youre having one more orgasm!" So he made that happen and then he rolled over and went to sleep.
Totally using formspring as an incognito way of making sure that girl from last night wasn't jailbait.
All is not lost. The bondage chair came with repair seals and glue. It's like the knewwwwwww this would happen.
Why didn't I see you last night!?
We made out like 4 times....I think I saw you.
i think i traded my wallet for a tim hortons gift card.
I recommend we watch the Super Bowl together and have celebratory sex if we win. Good news is I don't have a team I dislike so were guaranteed a win.
If we tried baptizing you I feel the water would start boiling around you.
Good night I hope you dream about knitting and threesomes
Thanks for your faith in my ability to stay sober while writing final essays. It's...unearned.
I'm a hopeless romantic with the sex drive of a married politician. IM DOOMED.
Drunk is a universal language darling
We've been here for 9 days, so of course I am high at my in-laws' house.
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