Do you think there are girls out there that really do like small penis?
I'm sorry for what I said earlier...your vagina wouldn't look funny If you had a kid.
Just sucked my third dick in the past twelve hours. I must want AIDS.
just lying in bed drinking beer with a straw waiting for motivation. why?
You chanted SOFA PIZZA all night then we woke up to find about ten slices under the cushions where you were sleeping....
I didn't scare your mother by showing up on the roof, did I?
So this guy is eyeing me from across the bar. Either the girl I hit on next to him is his girlfriend or he's her gay best friend. I should show him my Penis and find out.
Dude. Do it.
Definitely her date. But she saw it too. So now he used to be her date. Why can't this stuff Happen when I'm sober?
Some random walked into our tent, woke her up and said "Harry Potter must not go back to Hogwarts!"
Please brint me miilk. I am on the floor but my door is open. Thank you, i appreciate u verry much.
My little brother found me on Instagram. If I'm not already the shame of my family, I'm about to be.
he had a beard, sexy nerd glasses and kept referring to his penis as 'this dick' its like jesus was saving my perfect match for my prime
In other news, I had my first sex related injury of the school year so that's cool
Omg my butt feels so much better. Those suppositories are magic. It feels like Jesus fingered me in my sleep.
I walked in describing her boobs thinking I was talking to you only to hear dad say 'I remember when your moms were like that'. ALWAYS tell me when they get home early. Always
dude you pointed at my dad's crotch and said I'd tap that. I didn't even know you were gay.
Randomize
