she called my cock the "semen sword" and then we invented a position called excalibur
Just had another dream about being on Real Chance of Love. I think it's a sign.
Wow anytime a scalper has i need tix written on the back of a franzia box thats a trusted seller
I just found 17 dollars of saltine crackers in my room. confused incredibly. suprised not at all.
You can't just say things like "great depression theme party" and then not respond.
This is the prime rib incident all over again
we where pretty evenly matched until he threw me through that wall
some dude is stoned out of his mind in my calc class. just shouted that the teacher was a genius cause he got rid of so many numbers
...and all my boxers are outside in the snow because????
HE HAS A CHODE. LIFE IS NOT GOING TO BE EASY FOR HIM.
I think if it were a part of everyone's daily routine, the world would be happier. International Finger Yourself While Bathing Day.
Cops on bikes. I think I can outrun them.
just move with us, we wanted to get a dog. youre kind of the same thing..
my mom asked me why i was covered in scratches, blood, and dirt this morning..i answered "i was planking obviously" and walked away
I'm peeing on your house...you up?
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