His facebook profile says he's interested in men, but i'm choosing to ignore that
my mom is pro-life. I dare you to fuck me.
I woke up with a picture of my dick as my background. still wondering if it was a good night or not.
So I got a little fucked up on the punch, and made out with the family friend. Which is apparently morally reprehensible. I don't get that.
They past out watching a re-run of the 1984 presidential debate on cspan
Everytime I walk into a bathroom at school that I've taken a pregnancy test in I get a little bit nostalgic....
yeah I'm sure your grandparents are the best but it's halloween. get a slutty costume and let's go ham.
You picked up her frozen vom puddle and threw it like a frisbee.
Nothing says "Good Morning" like Jell-o shots and coffee cakes.
Would it be weird if your parents sold me weed?
after you left he started opening his bottles by smashing the neck against the edge of the fireplace and pouring beer into his mouth. it was about the manliest thing ive ever seen. its probably how lumberjacks open their beers... if they didnt have their axes handy.
Ill go to bed but tamed sharks isnt so much of a bad idea. Not for riding
Also, we found a geriatric Snoop Lion.
I felt like... 50% confused and 50% like a slow roasted flip flop.
Even my fuck buddy told me I needed a boyfriend. Fml.
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