we black-lighted her bedspread and it looked like a jackson pollock painting.
There is no way when we get home that nothing will hapen
winter break is going to suck... i have to put away my college personality and transform into who my parents think i am.
We'll see haha. The cum didn't work...I just chewed the whole thing in a day.
I hope you meant gum...
we have 69 mutual friends...i have to add her
...that's why he's not doing anything with his life except breeding geckos
critical mistake not lubing the nipples
Just witnessed my roommate pick her nose and eat it in her sleep. Remember, you made out with that.
We love you just as you are but we might love you more if we didn't have to post bail so often...
I'm using my dog as a pillow. He's cool with it.
He started yelling "you tha man!" while I was reverse cowgirl
so dehydrated I couldn't fill the pee cup to the right line for my drug test for school. I was like sorry it was my birthday yesterday
I can count on one hand the number of good things that happened over the past year.
He's just been a dick since he set his face on fire. I just wanted to eat a fucking hot dog.
We're going to watch the inauguration and fuck. Or fuck and watch the inauguration, I'm not picky, just get your ass over here by ten.
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