real busy. everything is packed. thats why we ended up at the strip club
It's not kidnapping if it's romantic
you're in nursing school, now tell me what to do about a burned clit.
this blows. i told the guy at the bar that i was the DD and it was like i just announced over megaphone that i had genital herpes. no one will talk to me now.
No that means he must've used the nipple clamps
Between the dance party in the car and the distraction of the momma bear and two cubs im a cops wet dream roght now when comes to wreckless driving.
I feel like the only phrases I can clearly speak while drunk consist of: i'm fucking drunk, chug, and shots
I was jumping over your garbage can screaming "Im a snow cat!!" ..Who wouldn't want to see that?
You need to stop me from lighting my hand on fire next time we're working
Biggg time. I found 2 empty packages of extenze in my car this am.... not sure what that was all about
We made out and he didn't grope me. I liked it. I felt like I was innocent again.
Single lady's Saturday night: eat doritos, masturbate, eat more doritos. Do shot of Jager. Repeat until desired result is achieved.
I got fucked in a bat mobile this morning. Being slutty rules.
i saved a drunk oompa loompa he was passed out on the lawn and i picked him up figured out where he lived and put him in his bed and wrote his roommate a note
He is obviously into the really short sex we have.
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