Drinking non-alcoholic beer is like going down on your cousin.
Sure it tastes the same, but it ain't right.
Short Circuit remake moving forward, David Carradine dead by his own hand. Come home soon, society deteriorating rapidly. Nation's capitol likely not safe.
Its trashy in the best of ways. Like a stripper working to pay for college.
He's a waiter, looks 15, and told me he loved me after only talking to me for 30 minutes. I told him I wanted a margarita. We got 3 free pitchers. I may have to make this our regular Wednesday night hangout.
Fuck him for salsa, please. I heard its a good recipe.
There were two girls and a guy on a bed and now i can put porn director on my resume.
Jake and I will do a protection ritual for ur dick I don't know where she has been
it was like a shit fog rolling out of the east to encompass me and have it's way with me
If I had a dick, I'd stick it in some Oreo pancakes
We have a shopping cart in our front lawn. Also Mickey D's breakfast?
I'm twenty nine years old, now is not the time to start trying new drugs. I need a hedge fund...not another drug-induced hangover.
She was doing drunken zumba and screaming "FUCK YOU I HAVE MY OWN STYLE!" at the TV
Here when you come to your senses come back here and I'll fuck you back out of them.
I didn't know it was possible and I don't know if I'll ever be able to do it again on my own but he literally fuck me sideways.
Let’s not dwell on the negatives. I have a fat ass and suck dick well.
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