nothing tight i'm going to stuff myself with food and alchy
laying in bed listening to christian music, jealous of the hope they have for their life. also need to beat off, can i think about you?
so when we got to the frat house he had a travel sized toothpaste and toothbrush for me and gave me a pair of his shorts and a girl's sorority t shirt...something tells me he's done this before
You put a nerf gun to his head and demanded him to take you to taco bell..
I love you. I'm too high for this. Find a way. Make it happen. Live strong.
That dog was the best thing i ever touched
This election needs to be over, im tired of girls asking who im going to vote for mid hookup
seriously though if NH has the largest penis size... the rest of America must be very disappointed.
Her tutu was on the floor and she wouldn't take off her crown. She kept saying you're fucking a princess!
I'm trying to puke quietly so i don't ruin my grandma's birthday/my graduation brunch. And you say i need to grow up.
I wonder if my sister will drive me around while I do bong hits in the back seat..
After all this I still can't spell gonorrhoea without autocorrect
So I fucked a guy with his mouth wired shut last night never thought id cross that off my imaginary bucket list
Woke up with a lip tattoo that says "fake news" in case you're wondering about my wellbeing
I just ate part of my sock, this has got to stop.
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