He probably put up nude pics. He seems like that kind of guy.
and i think we compared dick sizes, then high fived...
yo everyone went to the hospital last night
Then I received a text in French, that roughly translated to "all you'll ever be good for is sex on the Internet"
we made malted milkshakes. malt as in malt liqour.
What's the protocol on showing a video of me sucking the life out of my ex in order to prove beyond a doubt that I give great head???
youre not allowed to be friends with girls ive double teamed. period.
at the hospital. the stripper fell on his face when she was trying to grab the dollar bill out of his mouth with her ass. broken nose for sure.
OH BABY IM HERE AND IN A BLANKET FORT
COME TO THE BLANKET FORT
Thank you for not boning my boss.
It was less of a bar, and more of an abandoned basement that some people sell booze in.
I need to quit being a slut. It's to the point that I got my period today and automatically I Believe I Can Fly popped into my head.
We should try to put a bagel on your penis
See that doesn't work because we've had sex so its awkward for you to call me mom
After we fucked we sat in bed and watched Charlie St. Cloud and he fed me ice cream. It was probably the most romantic thing I've ever done.
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