GM filed for bankruptcy, all the dealerships closed, and it's june and I'm in jeans and a sweatshirt and I'm cold. What is the point of living in this state anymore?
if three guys were standing in front of you and they differed only in the hairiness of the groin who would you choose: smooth as a baby's bottom, the grass lands or the amazon jungle?
i think you're getting too neurotic about why she won't touch you.
So. Camera broke because I tried to wash it under the sink, kristi had to take me home and I woke up to my computer showing me that I googled how t take more than one shot at a time. I'd say the night was a success.
all i wanna do is slam about 38 beers eat a whole pizza and wake up naked in the taco bell parking lot
I was gonna make fun of her but that plan kinda stopped once she put my dick in her mouth
I understand. Hypothetically what should one do after throwing up in the shower?
apparently he thought telling me 'the weasel wants to come out to play' would somehow convince me to go down on him
i wanna meet her so much more now that I know she got toed in a hottub.
I think I just got a contact from my own exhale. Def dying.
I wish they'd wear their tampons on the outside. At least gimme some warning
A blow job from a tiger shark would still entail less risk to your genitals than having sex with her.
Just ate an entire BBQ chicken pizza this better go to my tits
Kinda hard to look your partner in the face the day after a rousing game of How Many Ways Can I Capture Your Penis.
He was watching porn and riding a stationary bike in the living room
I find celibacy oppressive. Huge waste of my time and talents.
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