Text. Mid BJ. 8 points.
I just googled dawgpound, shoulda seen that pornsite coming
THE PICTURE OF PEPPERMINT MOCHA MADE ME WANT TO TOUCH MYSELF
I think youre just another guy trying to take advantage of a young naive innocent girl
you're not innocent... Once you have taken it in the turd cutter you can't label yourself innocent.
at which point I apparently ran in and shouted "I made the sex with that one!"
It was either the harsh truths I was divulging or the liquor..... But either way, I made mom puke
I beat my mom's friend's boyfriend in a vodka chugging competition. Our generation FTW.
Literally the only clue I have to try and figure out my blackout adventures is a draft on twitter that just says "Mummies alive!"
I'm glad our friendship can withstand laughing mid-blowjob during the diarrhea scene in Dumb & Dumber.
I lost the right to judge tonight
Hungover on St. Patrick's Day. I did this backwards.
Remember I am not doing blow tonight. I REPEATE NO COCAINE unless I do it with your mom
We are balling out on levels, I think mikes about to go to jail. something to do with a unicorn and rainbows, the cops are not being reasonable.
Is it just me or did we have a heart to heart talk while you were naked last night?
I came home and drank a bottle of wine in the bathtub. I have AMAZING coping skills!!
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