What do they do with the elephants that die at the zoo
Cremation, why do you ask?
I think we have a bit of a problem
Theres this tee in the mall and it says all girls just wanna have safe sex. U make me think thats a lie
It may be that your sole purpose in life is simply to serve as a warning to others..
"Whiskey Cheerios" was a terribly great idea.
You fed me milk from the beer bong because you thought it would "Sober you up" .
i think i have that disease where you wake up in strange places drunk.
martini and pecan pie.. breakfast of champions.
I'm not drinking anymore...and by that, I mean until St. Patrick's Day.
I feel so nauseous and all I want is string cheese. My life never makes sense.
sitting in the kitchen naked and eating stirfry, random dude left my room saying thanks and gave me a bottle of wine. explain...
I think after 8 tries we can say Stoli Thursdays cause too much damage.
Having weed delivered to your door is like having your own personal Santa Claus
Well, I hope you're having fun. I'm just gonna lay here and wait for death - shouldn't be long now.
In the last 2 hours I managed to have romantic starlit sex on the beach as the tide came in with not only just a gorgeous man, but one who happens to be Eastern European and finishing Harvard law school.
Oh wow. I want to be you right now.
I would climb him like a jungle gym. Enthusiastically and creatively.
Randomize
