They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
I thought Christmas was going to come before I did
you were the other women for BOTH people in the relationship?
you are my new fav person for making him do the walk of shame in pink footie pajamas!
I don't care how old I am, if it's your 21st birthday I'm going to make out with you.
My glasses are somewhere in your living room. Also, my underwear might be in your bathroom or on or around your porch. Sorry.
I'm riding in a wheelchair, being pulled by a golf cart. You need to be here.
Please don't let me drink ever again. I apparently told him he could stay but as there was no room in the bed he'd have to lie on top of me and he'd need to anchor himself on with his penis so he didn't fall off.
Went home drunk last night and peed on my Christmas tree, my mothers going to fucking kill me
By the way, playing "guess who I had sex with last night" was a great way to start a Thursday, or any day
so the photographer said "let's get a picture of the cousins" so we posed together, and then he said " lets get a picture of the couples" So we posed together.
Do you think it's illegal to work at a bar if you're on probation for a DUI? I need a night job where I can meet men.
I woke up to my bra draped over his lamp and a huge bump on my head. apparently, I face planted while having sex in the shower..
He stopped mid sex to pour wine in my mouth...
Marry him.
Bring vodka when you get back from court.
Randomize
