Let me guess--your parents are cousins.
Now there's vomit covered trash all over the front lawn. I feel accomplished
Well then I realized I had a bigger problem when I woke up a long board.
I don't think he knows what shame means anymore. He gave some bar slut his sisters Tiffanys necklace, in exchange for anal.
After this weekend, it looks come this holiday season I'll be walking in a winter abortionland.
Ikeep having to ask jim if I'm actually talking. I canmt feel my body...this is what Christmas is all about
I just threw up again because I opened my eyes... God is laughing. I resorted to taking the Mexican Dramamine because I feel seasick from walking. Not helping.
I tried to pay my tab and go home but she wrote me a "list of things I'm good at" with fellatio as no 1...
Use "feeling words"
Yay
He's practically not my boyfriend anymore. So let's go get some glitter, balloons, alcohol and forget this night ever happened.
Someone brought brownies to work and I was skeptical to eat one then I remembered I was at work and there is no way there is weed in them. Haha I'm blaming you for that.
One day i'll wow you with artfully trimmed pubes.
HE HAS CHALLENGED MY BADNESS. I MUST CONQUER ALL THAT QUESTIONS MY POWER. BRING FORTH THE TIT PICS.
I got home at 1 am on a weeknight with lube in my hair. I'd say it was a successful first date.
totally just bought a bottle of gin with nothing but change
don't ever let anyone tell you that youre not 100% class
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