amateur piercings on our way to the beach? check.
I'm not sure if doing him was such a good idea. Yes the sex was good, but I'm scared I set myself up for failure in 2011 because he's the hottest guy. Ever.
the party has pretty much ended, it's just 20ish of us jumping and grinding to music from some guy's phone in the corner.
So I am guessing last night was a success we are all accounted for and only 3 of us have hospital bracelets on
they were having sex on the toilet apparently and everytime someone knocked they flushed. it was like an auditory scoreboard of sex duration.
After she saw a msg in his phone from me that listed the reasons why I love his cock, I don't think I can deny fucking her ex.
I'm dressed like a deranged cupcake. Let's get fucked up.
so far I've only met her once and hung out one other time. Up to 5 BJs already. That's serious efficiency.
If I get laid dressed as one of the McPoyle twins, I deserve all the medals.
I just paid for weed by taking him to the store to buy cheese so he could make empanadas. Best. Drug deal. Ever.
i just had to ask the gas station attendant what state i was in... winning at life.
im in missouri by the way.
I skipped the handshake and went right for a dickshake I had him minutes after I saw him.
I was taking a nap and she comes in wo/ pants, gets up on the bed and mounts my face while watching Weeds on Netflix. I'm okay with it, but at least let me wake up first.
I admire the fact that you replicated my apartment on the roof but I would appreciate it more if you would move all my stuff off the roof and back into my apartment.
so let me get this straight you just stared at his boner all night?
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