so i was creeping on him today and there was like nothing new except he became a fan of getting dome
i wish i could be like. "i like giving dome, lets be friends"
It's 3am, i just got back from ht e bars and registered for classes larteeeeee. History of baseball at 8am? at least ill meet the only stragiht gusy at NYU!
STOP acting like a freshman, you have a drivers liscence now AND a PERSCRIPTION for birth control. Dont give all sophmores a bad name. Woman Up
NBC reported that a group almost has enough signatures to submit pole dancing as an Olympic sport in 2016...
God I fucking love America.
He also turned out to be underage (the fucking liar) so we had to get drunk on cooking sherry
Any day that has a special name thats capitalized means you need to need to call in sick and get day drunk. That's why they are there.
Ahh, 151. Think of it this way: it took one shot to get you buzzed, I took eight. I may or may not have broken a tv with my skull that night and met someone's parents naked and hungover the next morning.
Cheers to being single today. There's an entire box of franzia with my name on it.
SO AWKS THEY ARE HAVING A COUPLE FIGHT AND I JUST WANT PIZZA
Wait. We seriously played strip beer pong at the bar last night. Who said I never came up with good ideas
Nothing like sunday church bells to aid your walk to the pharmacy to get plan b
just realized we fucked to the ultimate disney playlist last night. hakuna matata.
A world without bacon flavored condoms is not one I want to live in.
I woke up to him watching me sleep and after I told him it was over he asked if we were still on for Vegas next weekend
Pandora played an ad for a free trial for an abortion pill if you’ve had unprotected sex in the last 2-3 days and then Lucky came on... I literally am dying laughing
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