My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
he was so excited that he found the elusive clitoris. i was like look christopher colombus, just because you found it doesnt mean you knew what to do with it
It's a Lindsey's Going to Jail Theme party.
Shit, I may have left some acid in your bathroom last night. Has he been in there lately.
Drinking franzia alone at noon watching a cheese themed episode of "The Chew" I'm ready to admit I need a job.
how are you shocked you fucked her? sure shes hot, but she also washed your beerpong balls in her mouth..... you should probably get tested.
You gave me your shirt to use as a napkin every time I spilled beer on myself. Before we went to the bar.
WHY ARE THERE SO MANY BURPS IN MY SMALL, INCREDIBLY ATTRACTIVE BODY
Im not sure if the cops that just came are strippers or actually cops
I may be asexual, but I owe you a solid from yesterday. I am a man of my word.
We both know we're cheating on one another. But our side pieces aren't as kinky as us...so yeah, we're still together. This is a fucked up relationship.
FUCKIN BIRDS ARE CHIRPING AT 4 IN THE MORNING. THE SUN ISN'T RISING YET MOTHERFUCKERS, GO BACK TO YOUR NESTS.
so apparantly i made out with 24 santas last night...and an elf...and a stoner
You made me promise I wouldnt let you play "fuck fuck goose" with a 40 year old ever again.
I fished a Couples Masturbation DVD out of somebody’s trash and kept it. That’s how desperate I am.
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