Is making out on a toilet while he is sitting down and pissing weird? cause that's what happened last night
Fact: The drinking you do in college doesn't affect your liver in real life.
Had a student tell me he misses the old Four Loko. He's in 7th grade. No one is allowed to claim I started drinking too young ever again.
This is absurd. I need a man. Or even a moderately-clean hobo will do at this point.
Just found out that guy A from the threesome I had is now dating guy B's younger sister
After what I experienced at 6am this morning, all I can say is chew your noodles thoroughly.
A gay guy went down on me in the club bathroom and then fixed my makeup for me
its gonna be a great night
Apparently nick called me at 3 in the morning looking for you because you ate your keys and ran away..do I need to call an ambulance.
We're fucking and Lee Greenwood God Bless the USA comes on and he came. It was the most Roll Tide America moment of my life.
He and I didn't so much date, as watch cartoons and go down on each other.
I know, dude. If he ends up having a tiny dick, I will literally pack it back into his pants and leave. Not worth the aggravation.
I woke up this morning hand cuffed to the bed with three bruised ribs and Amy written in lipstick on my chest... what happen lastnite??
we got cockblocked by his mom again...its like she has a radar on me
please stop trying to sleep with him
so we’ve decided to fuck for our own health
I literally ended up in this basement and was tangoing w my friend and then I peed in a supply closet and had to be put to bed
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