come over anyways, right now, right this second
it can be a super quick quicky, then you can go back to studying
wow, that sounds SO fun, please stop enticing me with premature ejaculation
WIFE SWAP. FAMILY OF MIDGETS. LIFETIME. NOW.
The woman in front of me has a completely clear purse. I can see everything. It's ballsy because her vagisil is on display.
She fell onto my light and broke all four plants. I don't care how good the blowjob was.
It's shit like that that makes me wish being deaf was contagious
he likes to slap my ass alot untill he missed and hit his own balls poor bastard kept on going.
What's the rule on cocaine before dinner?
Its 11 o'clock somewhere
They glued all of the ceiling tiles shut.
oh my god. you caused complete remodeling to a college campus that you don't even go to
I may puke in class so I'm excited to see how that goes
I dropped my keys into the toaster and felt it push down as I pulled them out. Couldn't stop thinking it was a bad idea the whole time.
I still don't know how you've lived this long.
I knew it was on when all she had to say about the handcuffs was 'I really hope these adjust tighter!'
I'll just say I told you so at your funeral
I want a musical about memes.
Can we climb Your roof?
No bitch its 2am go home.
I told him I hooked up with his best friend. And then he ate me out. I'm just THAT GOOD.
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