We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
I just realized i haven't had sex in 2009. oh man thats embarrassing.
its 4:30 pm. In the mall. Just threw up into my hands. I love Vegas and Vegas loves me
i ordered 12 mcnuggets at mcdonalds and ended up getting 20. for free. miracles really do happen when your high.
She was so adorably desperate I didn't have the heart to tell her I wasn't a lesbian. So now She's making waffles, may switch teams over this.
NEVERCLEAR, NEVER AGAIN.
There's a lady here with a big bag of dildos. I'm not sure that's appropriate bar baggage but, I like her style
Yeah. He can't come because his mom found the pizza box under his bed with my underwear in it. He acted confused, guess because i forgot to tell him..
Just bought the plane tickets. Light headed. Blood rush to clit oh god blue clit. Mayday mayday vagina down!
i don't even know why we got arrested this time. i think the cops just like our company at this point
Signs you do Molly too much. Glow sticks fallout of random articles of clothing on academic row
Meanwhile I'm googling glory holes in Vegas
Do I need to call and sing lullabies? Because that's creepy, but I'm a really good friend.
Yeaaaaa...im super disgusted with myself lol...which is interesting, considering all of the things I have done in my life...
I kinda just want to steal him and keep him forever
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