White coat. Heels.
fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
So I called her out for all the gossip she does and she's like "you do the same, bitch"
So I was like "Im classy like the Countess, youre just a bitch like Kim."
Kudos on the Interstate Housewife metaphor.
she went to pee and i could hear her singing "Drip Drip Drop LIttle April Showers" from Bambi through the door.
Dude..masurbate with cocoa butter lotion..its like cocoa pebbles just gave me a hand job
Just woke up with three stitches in my left boob. Nevertheless, I think I'm going to like this school.
I made weed fried chicken. What have you done today?
I like to take my ritalin one pill at a time with each pill spaced out a couple minutes so I feel like I'm going super saiyan when they kick in.
BTW my friend remembers her as "the one with the pronounced chin"
Gotta wait until my full time offer is confirmed before I try to fuck the mid level manager
Do you remember when you first moved into my parents house with me and we came home to find that my dad bolted the headboard to the wall
My intervention, when it happens, should have vanilla cake....buttermilk icing.
I never want to even look at fireball again because it reminds me of the night I died and then lived to tell the tale of how I died.
I must be really high or they really did just bring me a banana split instead of a burger
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