SEEEEXXX PLEASE
Why do all fat girls have "that smell"?
Her cum face looks like the large marge scene in pee-wees big adventure
is it wrong that I want a "Where The Wild Things Are" tshirt that points to my junk?
bitch please you did NOT just unlike my status..
I just saw an old lady yelling at a dead pigeon for leaving the oven on.
had to split buying plan b over two cards. I will no longer challenge people to get on my level
Apparently I was pointing at birds and yelling "YOU USED TO BE A DINOSAUR!!!"
I woke up to my dog puking on my bed. Looks like it was a successful night for us all.
In other news, I apparently ate my retainers while rolling last night.
Best part of leaving the university? Interns are as hot as my former students, not legally off limits, and they will do anything for a full time job.
Well I mean I HAD done a pretty good job of not pooping myself through the years
I dont even remember what i was saying but just one minute i was crying and the next i was showing u my genitals
I was not drunk enough for that final.
If by science you mean beer then YES!!!!
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