Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
you yelled then hung up at the girl on information bc she could not pinpoint your location and tell you how to get to dennys
I've had a Margarita with salt, but I have to say I was impressed by the Stoli and Sprite rimmed with adderall
my breakfast just consisted of gushers (made with real fruit!) and they're trying to tell me im not eating right?
we took turns throwing up in the kitchen sink last night...no i am not doing the dishes
gay flight attendant. racoons. kegels. bartender with missing teeth. too many birthdays. fucckk.
Had to crawl to the kitchen this morning cuz I was too hung over but really wanted fruity pebbles. yes. I ate fruity pebbles on the kitchen floor.
I could really do without pictures of your asses in my inbox. That said, I'm extremely jealous that I wasn't involved.
He was in the middle of making out with two girls at once, but then the guy next to me said "I feel like I'm watching Animal Planet" he stopped to give him a high five
Is it wrong I want to seduce my ex to prove the point to his current gf he's an ass?
I'm drinking with a guy who is a bigger asshole than me. We started a contest.
I really should have gone with the man who kept offering me cocaine. Why did I chose the German!? STUPID!
I have never thoroughly inspected the geometry of my nipples until now. How do I fix this?
Nobody feels the need to text me back. Men. And I sent myself a message saying nakedness. I'm all the man I need.
It was a frighteningly large penis to say the least
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