Why didn't you tell me that Dad was a registered sex offender?
We were going to tell you eventually, how'd you find out?
Our school resource officer showed us how to use Family Watchdog and pulled up his picture.
sent the pic of my tit to the wrong bbm chatroom
I'm on the bus going to class. And a cop just rolled by and I got nervous because I didn't have my seatbelt on. I have to stop smoking so much weed.
5 am is for sleeping. Or getting railed on by a stranger. But never for fundraising. Get real.
the only sentence i could make out from her was "i will wash these herpes away"
I fed the cats at 7 am, made her eggs, gave her oral, and now I'm helping her clean and baking her brownies. Cosmos got nothing on me.
Please talk me out of ordering the stripper pole for a dollar. Please.
She used to be a real nice person. Now she's just a dick sucking machine
Is it hot in here? Is the room moving? Its moving. The room is moving. Its spinning like a top. Have you ever been covered in puke? What are you doing?
The bartender said he wanted to turn you gay, and we got free shots the rest of the night
Let us do this. Tomorrow night is thirsty Thursday. Let us drink whiskey from the bottle and have men in plastic gloves inscribe permanent images of each others faces onto our buttocks.
DC is easy, you will figure it out.
I'm drunk and blonde. You are wayyyy underestimating this.
New one isn't as good asmy ex. She won't put her tongue up my butt
Peter this is your "ex"
I stand by what i said
momentary stint on a second floor library computer...guy next to me snorted blue adderall off his notebook through a cut straw, i cant tell if this guy is my hero or just plain crazy...
The guy in the cage next to me is having phone sex. His girlfriend is in College Library. Why is my life ridiculous.
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