he just said he'd buy the porn
its a step up from the last guy
it's all just a bunch of faces and i remember what the floor looked like.
I just fell down my stairs. I know that you are 6 hours away but please come pick me up. I promise I will still be here on the stairs.
I found out why they kept calling her "CD". It was short for "Crab Dip". You're fucked.
When I take mushrooms I can feel your presence down there. I can feel where Africa is too.
theres too many punctuation errors in that text to turn me on.
Not my type, but the penis looks fun.
Everyone keeps telling me I look so healthy and happy today: the power of the penis people!!
I might have pissed in the corner of someone's shed. They have nice lawn mower.
Let's hurry up so I can puke at home instead of my van
I think you just miss his friendship.
I think it's his ability to give me multiple orgasms.
So, left this guys house wearing a #1 Grandpa shirt and I think this is the best sex score I've ever had.
He just stays over and makes naked pancakes in the morning
We had sex on the playground and then walked around his neighborhood grading houses based on their Christmas decorations
im mourning your vaginas lack of frictional upkeep
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