Things overheard in WeHo: "Just drink a corona and eat some ass, you won't be hungry anymore"
It's amazing how much jurassic park has contributed to my life recently
I bet Jafar would keep his hat on during
I'm starting to have hip problems from having my legs spread too often.
Don't use the things I tell you while drunk after the bruins won the cup against me
Now all we have to do is pretend we haven't seen each other naked. Work tomorrow is going to be FUN.
I have a test in the morning in sign language about signs for drugs and alcohol use. Im drunk and rolling a blunt. I've never felt so confident about a grade in my life.
You'd be surprised how many calories hedonism burns.
The amount of drugs I did this weekend make me concerned about my health but at the same time fascinated to see if I could do more
I woke up and found piles of popcorn in a trail around my house, ending at a laundry basket full of pillows. What were we trying to catch last night?
I HAD TO PAY A COVER FOR THE FIRST TIME LAST NIGHT. My tits didn't get me in and I was so pissed.
My friends said as soon as you walked in, I motor boated you like there was no tomorrow.
Yeah, I liked it.
I dont even know what happened i just remember waking up with beer cans outlining my body...
Goat in kitchen.....explanation?....
it will be a surprise...all I can say is stripper clown.
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