McDonalds has hash browns for only a quarter!....how many u want?
All of them
friends don't let friends hook up with gingers.
it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
found a rock and smashed the sliding glass door. home safe. screen door is locked so we're good.
I'm drugging my best friend. I'm like a whole new level of bitch.
Hey, hey, hey, hey. This is a hurriCAN.
I had to make out with him. He bought me a few drinks and he was an Angels fan. As a Yankee fan that was my way of saying good game and sorry we beat the shit out of you
They just dared her to tape flip flops to her tits. Entertainment value cannot be found like this in any other part of America.
Seriously? People are paying $45 for Surge?!? I've seen better one night stand decisions being made then the choices being made on amazon orders of Surge
I'm questioning my decision to swallow this morning while my stomach was in hangover mode
I've just had two stress filled days in a row , I'm just going to shower and await your penis
pls come tAke this super bath no romo it's just. so nice.
I even put my vibrators back in the bedroom instead of the coffee table. If that's not growing up then I don't know what is.
God dammit everything I said last night about jungle juice being awesome just does not carry over into the next day
Woke up next to my vibrator and a recipe for fudge brownies. If that doesn't scream I NEED TO GET LAID, then I don't know what else could.
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