Pride was great cause we really can now appreciate how far we've come as gay people!
Doll, if you're still fucking strangers behind the WeHo Sonic while high on E then we've come as far as 2003...
He just screamed at her, "if you pass out i am still having sex with you!!!" In front of the entire party.
I've been thinking and really it's a miracle I haven't had an STD yet.
Is it possible for Craig Seger to wear a normal suit and not look like an asshole on national tv?
Just used the D.E.N.N.I.S system successfully.
You going out tonight?
No I am at the hospital. Throwing up blood is apparently frowned upon.
I had to ask him for the scissors while I was in the shower. My hood piercing was stuck in my loofah.
Chasing 100 proof soco w water from the tap at 4 pm, it's gonna one of those kinda Thursdays...
I want to start this convo out by apologizing for the broken toaster.
Hypothetical Question: Would you take a cougar bullet for me?
Where can I buy a stripper pole at midnight on a Sunday?
sorry there isn't a 'perfect ass' emoji
Those thigh tattoos deserve the handsomest of grins between them. Dont settle.
The car smells like weed is an understatement.
What happened to your back?
Rug burn. My ass is even worse.
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