Duck Duck Cougar?
tonight would not even compare to the night i tried to pee in the living room
the last 2 times weve had drunk sex ive had to get the morning after pill.. he's turning into a real expensive fuck buddy.
Just hide your weed in your baby brothers shirt. TSA wont check a baby, thats fucked up
So yeah you need to stop having near death experiences at McDonalds.
No, this is a senior booty call. It cannot be ignored.
Home safe. Took me everything not to stop and pick up some random cat that looked like an ocelot tho.
I just came inside of a Gatorade bottle. That hungover.
My usual answer of have sex with it doesn't work in this situation
I wish drunk me wasn't so into manscaping. Or at least good at it. Either or really
Me hangover (as projected). That sounds like a plan. Ill do it for Mexico
Probably should start having regular sex again too to lose this breakup weight. Good cardio.
I'm not gonna be naked if your not here. Thats like a waste of nakedness
On a scale of one to 10 how Risky is it to sleep with a married man (all morals set aside)
Granted, I did not plan to spend ANY hour of the last day of 2020 sober.
Randomize
