I DID IT WITH MY SOCKS ON!
Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
I would invite you but we are high and there is an AK-47. Not your scene.
Everyone was high fiveing on their a walks of shame home. God im gonna miss college life
We need to talk about our relationship.
I just won a bet involving 10 tequila shots. You've got about 3 minutes
shape ups are the best shoes to wear when youre stoned. its like walking on little trampolines every step.
he kept saying "mind over matter" as he fucked me
Wait so they unscrewed the bathroom door to find you naked?
You asked me if you could throw up in my shoe.
I want to throw pennies on her stage, or just ripping up a dollor bill and throw them one at a time.
Paris has not been good for her. Everytime she has a one night stand from a different country, she buys a mini flag and tapes it to her wall with the others
i was enjoying my post acid trip trance a little too much. i found $50 on the sidewalk but didnt pick it up. just stared at the bill cuz it looked cool.
someone picked it up and i stared at the ground where it was for probably another minute or 2
Shirley Temple died. We owe it to her to get dirty shirley wasted.
I shit you not. Dude complemented me for being meme savvy. You could drown a toddler in my panties right now.
Highlight your past hook-ups. You've been stabbed, shot at, run over, and chased down the road...no you can't bring new bar bitch over here!
Dude she has a friend!!!!
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