oh good, I think they're gone
the painters?
my herpes
my mom just threw water on me to get me awake and is screaming "where is my fucking car?!"
you gave me a ride last nite what the hell did you do with it after you left me?
white trash or talent: driving, 1 hand on the wheel, 1 holding a cell phone & talking & smoking without using hands..in an old beater pickup..
Both
and im sitting here waiting for them to work on my car. in a room full of men. that are too old for me. its like a sausage fest nightmare...
You act like this is the first time i've fingered two 17 year olds at the same time
all ill say about last night is that we tried to stop you. oh and the bus you're on is going to nashville.
Having skype sex with him in the lounge at 1:45am...THIS IS WHAT HE DOES TO ME
tell me why there is a bowl of oatmeal from starbucks in my purse
just gave another girl i passed on the walk of shame a high five
I want to hold her baby but I'm afraid I'll give it a contact buzz
All she was asking was for you to describe your coat so she could get it, but you kept yelling at her so the security threw you out.
So I realized I was officially over him when I was getting a lap dance on the keg bus at 3am from his old boss and I was double fisting:)
As if right now I am a humanitarian. Full story to come in the morning. It involves sex.
It's that moment where you find out the girl you've been dating for 6 months is a mob daughter. Post breakup.
Based on the grey fur I pulled from my teeth, I think her vagina has mice.
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